Life

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Life is long and hard. It's dangerous to go alone. You'll need these:

  1. Forty-seven paper clips and a protractor
  2. A jar full of smiley-face buttons
  3. A chili, jalapeno, or other hot pepper
  4. Memories and regrets
  5. Metholated Lip Balm (Burt's Bee works well)
  6. The perfume or cologne of a lover who broke your heart

If at first you don't succeed...

  1. Get a glass of your favorite beverage, preferably either tea or alcohol
  2. Open up 3 tabs on your browser and turn up your volume
  3. In the three tabs, load this, this, and this
  4. Enjoy